- Teacher: What do ovaries do?
- Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
- Teacher: Wat
- Class: Wat
- Me: ...I mean make eggs
The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures?
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
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I am risking nothing
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Will not risk.
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I GOT SCARED BECAUSE MY MOM JUST LEFT THE HOUSE.
i love my momma
MOMMY I LOVE YOU sorry followers
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Dear whoever is reading this, I understand how rough things are right now. I just want to let you know that things will get better, I promise. Keep holding on just a little bit longer. I know you feel like nobody really cares. You’re wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn’t be reblogging this. You’re not alone, we may be miles away but we’re all going through the same things. Please keep holding on.
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