• Teacher: What do ovaries do?
  • Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
  • Teacher: Wat
  • Class: Wat
  • Me: ...I mean make eggs

The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures?

sodamnrelatable:

The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.

via sodamnrelatable

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

laughingstation:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

I GOT SCARED BECAUSE MY MOM JUST LEFT THE HOUSE.

i love my momma

You will laugh out loud!

MOMMY I LOVE YOU sorry followers

(Source: steezy-fxkn-jayy)

sofeeuhsofia:

leroyss:

artsyandawkward:


The most dramatic fall of all time.

harry “diva” potter 

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff

 #hello we are harry potter and ronald weasley #and this is jackass
THE TAGS

sofeeuhsofia:

leroyss:

artsyandawkward:

The most dramatic fall of all time.

harry “diva” potter 

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff

 #hello we are harry potter and ronald weasley #and this is jackass

THE TAGS

  • "turn to page 69"
  • me: *giggle*
  • "that will be 0.69 euros"
  • me: *giggle*
  • "my grandpa just turned 69"
  • me: *giggle*
  • "169 % Hipster blog, follow us!"
  • me: that shit ain't funny.